It is with sorrow that I bring you this news. On Wednesday, my friend Sarah (who is an awesome dog groomer) and I made the heartbreaking decision to trim Loki’s tail.
Although it had a beautiful length of plume, it simply had no volume, no fullness, and thus, hung limp and lifeless like a scraggly, long-haired rat. Oh, but it had such length – longer than the hair atop my own head, but often it twisted together to form weird strands of long, strange strings that you could see through.
Such tail envy did he feel over Lumen’s bushy, voluptuous tail, seemingly fluffing out of its own volition. Even Mal, who is distailbled, sported a floofier, more luxurious tail than he,
And so it was, in an attempt to make him look less strange, that we trimmed the long parts of the tail. I hope this doesn’t give him a complex or something.
(Really I think it looks way less weird, but it might take some getting used to)